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Consuela: Oh, Stewie, time machine muy sucio. Must clean with water, soap, lemon pledge.
Stewie: What the fuck, Consuela? You've ruined my time machine!
Consuela: Si, si, muy sucio. Dust everywhere.
Stewie: You stupid bitch! I trusted you to just dust it off, not destroy it!
Consuela: No, no, clean. Dust everywhere. Water good, soap good, lemon pledge very good.
Stewie: I swear to fucking God, Consuela, you're gonna pay for this!
Consuela: No, no, clean good. Very dirty machine.
Stewie: Dirty or not, you had no right to mess with my inventions, you incompetent maid!
Consuela: Muy sucio, muy sucio. Clean needed, lemon pledge very good for dust.
Stewie: I can't believe this shit, Consuela. You're fired!