🎬 (outside) Vinny gives a recipe on how to lay a “Cleveland steamer” (All of Vinny’s sentences start with “Chef Vinny says”)

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(outside) Vinny gives a recipe on how to lay a “Cleveland steamer” (All of Vinny’s sentences start with “Chef Vinny says”)

Transcript:

Vinny: Chef Vinny says, first, you gotta find a nice, large pile of shit.
Cleveland: Oh, what the hell, Vinny? I'm not doing this shit.
Vinny: Chef Vinny says, then you squat over that pile real nice and smooth.
Cleveland: What the fuck, Vinny? This is messed up.
Vinny: Chef Vinny says, now you gotta get your partner to lie down on the ground.
Cleveland: Are you out of your goddamn mind, Vinny?
Vinny: Chef Vinny says, after that, drop that load on their chest like a real pro.
Cleveland: I'm not doing this shit, Vinny. I'm out of here.
Vinny: Chef Vinny says, that's how you lay a perfect Cleveland steamer, folks! Enjoy!