🎬 (Frontyard) Each character describes how they are going to violently kill and cook Ernie. Ernie is only capable of saying and responding to each threat with "HOLY SHIT"

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(Frontyard) Each character describes how they are going to violently kill and cook Ernie. Ernie is only capable of saying and responding to each threat with "HOLY SHIT"

Transcript:

Peter: I'm gonna tie Ernie up and shove him in the oven, roasting him until he's crispy and golden brown.
Ernie: HOLY SHIT
Quagmire: I'll skin Ernie alive and turn him into a human stir fry, sautéing him with some veggies.
Ernie: HOLY SHIT
Joe: I'll chop Ernie into pieces and make a nice Ernie stew, slow-cooking him until he's tender.
Ernie: HOLY SHIT
Chris: I'm gonna grill Ernie on an open flame, basting him with a special sauce for that extra flavor.
Ernie: HOLY SHIT
Stewie: I shall boil Ernie in a cauldron, adding spices and herbs for a delightful Ernie soup.
Ernie: HOLY SHIT
Death: I will reap Ernie's soul and then use his body for a macabre feast, a true delicacy for the underworld.
Ernie: HOLY SHIT