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Chris: I'm gonna fuck up this AC to get high on freon!
Peter: What the fuck are you doing, Chris?
Chris: Shut the fuck up, Dad! I need my high!
Lois: Chris, you stupid son of a bitch! Look what you've done!
Brian: This dumbass really did it, now he's on the ground, unconscious.
Stewie: Well, well, well, look at the dumb shit lying there, passed out.
Meg: Can't believe Chris pulled this shit. What a moron.
Peter: We gotta do something. Get the fuck up, Chris!
Chris: *groans* Fuck, my head hurts. What happened?
Lois: You destroyed the AC, you idiot! Now get your ass up!
Brian: We should teach him a lesson. Make him fix it himself.
Stewie: Yes, make the imbecile repair his fuck up. That's justice.
Meg: Fine by me. Make him work for his stupidity.
Peter: Get your shit together, Chris, and fix what you broke!
Chris: Fuck, okay, I'll fix it. Just let me sit up first.
Lois: You better fix it right, or I swear to God, you're out of this house!
Brian: This is some fucked-up shit, Chris. Get your act together.
Stewie: Unbelievable. Watching this fuckery is more entertaining than TV.
Meg: I can't deal with this nonsense. Chris, get your shit sorted.
Peter: That's it, Chris. No more fucking around. Fix it, or you're done.
Chris: I'm on it, I'm on it. Just give me a minute, guys.
Lois: You're lucky we haven't called the cops on your dumb ass, Chris.
Brian: Yeah, you better be grateful we're handling this in-house.
Stewie: I swear, this family gets more dysfunctional every day.
Meg: Chris, seriously, get your head out of your ass and fix this!
Peter: If you ever pull a stupid stunt like this again, I'll kick your ass out myself.
Chris: I get it, I get it! Just let me work on this damn thing.