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Carter: Alright, you pathetic scumbags, gather 'round! I'm gonna tell you about the goddamn crappy expensive rides we got in Pewterschmidtland. You better prepare to be disappointed!
Peter: Alright, Carter. Tell us about these rides!
Carter: First up, we got the 'Gold Digger Drop'. It's a big-ass tower where you climb up and then it drops you down faster than your wife leaving you for a wealthier man!
Lois: Oh, Carter, that's not very nice!
Carter: Shut the fuck up, Lois! This is my kingdom and I'll say whatever the hell I want!
Brian: Come on, Carter, let's keep it classy.
Carter: Classy? Fuck classy! We also got the 'Bankruptcy Coaster', where you go on a wild ride through Paul Manafort's financial records. Guaranteed to leave you broke and regretting your life choices!
Stewie: That actually sounds interesting, I must say.
Carter: Shut your little British mouth, you twat! This next one is called 'Privileged Pirates'. You get on a boat and sail through a sea of white tears and entitlement. It's the perfect ride for all you fucking snowflakes!
Chris: Wow, that sounds intense!
Carter: Intense? You haven't seen anything yet, you fat piece of shit! We also have the 'Racist Rollercoaster', where you experience the thrill of systemic oppression and racial discrimination. It's a fucking riot!
Meg: Dad, that's not cool. You can't promote racism!
Carter: Fuck off, Meg! I can do whatever the fuck I want in my park! Now shut your mouth or I'll make you ride the 'Suck My Dick Swings'!
Peter: Whoa, whoa, calm down, Carter.