Transcript:

Lois: Alright, everyone, gather around! The Family Guy intro is about to start!
Chip: Hold on a sec, Lois. I got something more important to do.
Lois: What could possibly be more important than watching the intro?!
Chip: Well, I've been eyeing that piano for a while now...
Lois: Please tell me you're not thinking what I think you are...
Chip: Oh, I'm definitely thinking it, Lois. Get ready for some humping action!
Lois: Oh my God, no! This is absolutely disgusting!
Chip: Come on, Lois, don't be such a prude. It's just a little piano humping!
Lois: That's it! I'm calling off the intro. I can't subject the viewers to this madness!
Chip: Well, more piano humping for me then!