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Meg: Dad, I can't take it anymore. I'm having a complete mental breakdown from all the neglect and abuse I've endured.
Peter: Hey, Meg, did you know that the average person spends six months of their lifetime waiting for red lights to turn green? Fascinating, isn't it?
Meg: Peter, this is serious! You have no idea what I've been through.
Peter: Here's another fun fact for you, Meg. Did you know that you're more likely to get struck by lightning than attacked by a shark? Lightning has a sense of humor, huh?
Meg: You're not listening to me, Dad! I need help!
Peter: Oh, Meg, here's a fun fact that might cheer you up. Did you know that the average person laughs about 15 times a day? Well, I'm laughing at least 15 times right now!
Meg: This is not a joke, Dad! I'm really struggling here!
Peter: Alright, alright, I got another one for you, Meg. Did you know that the world's largest rubber band ball weighs over 9,000 pounds? That's one massive ball!
Meg: I can't believe you're making jokes while I'm pouring my heart out to you!
Peter: Oh, here's a good one! Did you know that a sneeze travels out of your mouth at over 100 miles per hour? It's like a little rocket taking off!
Meg: I can't deal with this anymore. I need real support, not random facts!
Peter: Okay, last one, Meg. Did you know that in Japan, it is considered rude to blow your nose in public? They have some interesting customs, don't they?
Meg: I give up. No one understands what I'm going through.