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Ernie: Where's that fat asshole Peter? I'm gonna beat the shit outta him!
Retep: Hey, Ernie, it's me, Retep, not Peter! Fuck off, you giant chicken!
Ernie: You think I'm stupid? I know it's you, Peter! Prepare to get your ass whooped, you son of a bitch!
Peter: Ernie, wait, it's Retep! Not Peter, you dumb fuck!
Ernie: Shut the fuck up, Peter! I'll make you eat this beak, you fat bastard!
Retep: Oh, for fuck's sake, Ernie, I'm not Peter! Look at me, you chicken-brained asshole!
Ernie: You're such a smartass, Peter! I'll pluck every feather off your chicken ass, you prick!
Peter: Ernie, listen, it's Retep, not Peter! Stop this shit, you crazy bird!
Ernie: I don't give a fuck, Peter! I'm gonna beat the crap outta you and make you regret messing with me, you jackass!
Retep: God damn it, Ernie! Can't you see I'm not Peter? You're a freaking moron!
Ernie: I'll teach you to disrespect me, Peter! Come here so I can kick your ass, you son of a bitch!
Peter: Ernie, for fuck's sake, it's Retep! Get it through your thick, feathered head, you idiot!
Ernie: I've had enough of your shit, Peter! Time to show you who's boss, you fat, useless piece of garbage!
Retep: I'm really starting to hate you, Ernie! You're a hopeless, delusional chicken!
Ernie: Shut up, Peter! I'll beat the living daylights outta you, you sorry excuse for a man!