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Peter: Hey Lois, watch this! I'm gonna fuck this DVD player!
Lois: Peter, what the hell are you doing? That's disgusting!
Peter: Oh, come on, Lois. It's just a bit of fun, don't be such a prude.
Chris: Dad, that's not where you put your dick, you dumbass.
Peter: Shut up, Chris. I do what I want, and I want to fuck this DVD player.
Stewie: Well, I must say, Peter, that's quite an innovative way to watch 'Shrek'.
Meg: Ew, Dad, that's so gross. Can you please stop? I'm scarred for life.
Brian: I never thought I'd see the day when Peter Griffin stooped to this level of depravity.
Peter: Ha! Nothing can stop me now. I'm the DVD player fucker!
Lois: Peter, I swear to God, if you don't stop this right now, I'm divorcing your sorry ass.