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Peter: Hey, Lois! Guess what? Chris got a new job as the security guard for Freddy Fazbear Pizza!
Lois: Oh, really? That's great, Chris! But isn't that place kind of creepy?
Chris: Yeah, Mom, but it's a great opportunity! Plus, it'll be cool to be around those animatronic characters all night.
Stewie: Oh, how delightful! Chris will finally have a chance to interact with lifelike machines that want nothing more than to stuff him into a suit!
Peter: Haha, don't worry, Stewie. Chris will be fine. Besides, Freddy Fazbear's Pizza is known for its... uh... unique entertainment.
Brian: Yeah, unique entertainment, that's one way to put it. I heard there have been some strange incidents there. Just be careful, Chris.
Chris: Don't worry, Brian. I'll be on high alert. I've even brought my lucky bat with me, just in case!
Peter: That's the spirit, Chris! You show those animatronics who's boss. And remember, if they come at you, just kick 'em in the nuts!
Lois: Peter, that's not appropriate! Chris, please be careful and don't engage with any dangerous situations.
Chris: I promise, Mom. I'll just keep an eye on things and make sure everything runs smoothly. Plus, I'll get to eat free pizza every night!
Stewie: Free pizza? Alright, Chris, just make sure you bring some back for me. And don't let those animatronics get the best of you!
Peter: Well, Chris, I'm proud of you for taking on this job. Just remember, if anything goes wrong, call us immediately. We're here for you.