catinjar255 months ago
Kitchen. Peter asks Lois to do the dishes. Lois can only say "Groceries." This goes on for a while.
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Peter: Lois, can you please do the dishes? Lois: Groceries. Peter: Lois, I've asked you so many times, can you please do the dishes? Lois: Groceries. Peter: Lois, it's your turn to do the dishes. Can you at least acknowledge that? Lois: Groceries. Peter: Lois, this is getting ridiculous. We can't have a conversation if all you say is 'Groceries.' Lois: Groceries. Peter: Alright, fine. If you're not gonna do the dishes, I'll just do them myself! Lois: Groceries. Peter: No, Lois! You can't just keep avoiding the chore by saying 'Groceries'! Lois: Groceries. Peter: That's it! I've had enough of this. I'm calling in the reinforcements. Lois: Groceries. Peter: Herbert, can you please tell Lois that she needs to do the dishes? Herbert: I sure can, Peter. Lois, you gotta do them fucking dishes, you lazy bitch! Lois: Groceries. Peter: See, Lois? Even Herbert agrees with me! Herbert: That's right, Peter. Lois needs to stop being a lazy cunt and start pulling her weight around here. Lois: Groceries.