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Chris: What the fuck is going on here?
Stewie: Oh, Chris, I'm just trying to cook myself. Don't mind me.
Brian: Yeah, and I'm enjoying a delicious feast of my own shit. It's a delicacy, you know.
Meg: I'm destroying Stewie's toys so I can buy a fucking dildo. Gotta spice up my life, you know?
Peter: And Lois and I are having the best sex we've ever had, right here in the kitchen. Join us, Chris!
Chris: What the actual fuck? This is so messed up!
Stewie: Oh, Chris, don't be such a prude. It's all about exploring our desires and pleasures.
Brian: That's right, Chris. Embrace the chaos and live life to the fullest.
Meg: Yeah, Chris, why be boring when you can indulge in your wildest fantasies?
Peter: Come on, Chris. Let go of your inhibitions and join the party!