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Neil: Yo, Jillian, me and Chris have something important to discuss with you.
Jillian: Oh, hey guys, what's up?
Chris: We've formed the Horny Teen Boy Union, and we've got some non-negotiable demands.
Jillian: Um, okay, let's hear them.
Neil: First off, we demand unlimited access to the internet for all our porn needs.
Chris: Yeah, and free delivery of junk food at any time of day or night.
Jillian: Uh, I don't know about this, guys...
Neil: No buts, Jillian! Our demands are non-negotiable.
Chris: We also want a raise in our weekly allowance, and an X-rated movie night every Friday.
Jillian: This is outrageous, you can't be serious...
Neil: We are dead fucking serious, Jillian. Don't mess with the union.
Chris: And lastly, we want a stripper pole installed in the living room.
Jillian: Absolutely not! You're not getting any of this, it's completely inappropriate!
Neil: Oh come on, Jillian! Don't be such a buzzkill.
Chris: Yeah, Jillian, stop being such a bitch and give us what we want.
Jillian: I cannot believe this... I'm speechless.