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Chris: Hey, Peter, don't drink that milk! Wait, I have something to tell you...
Peter: What is it, Chris? I'm trying to have my cereal.
Chris: Last night, I accidentally mixed up the milk cartons and the cum cartons when I was jerking off.
Peter: OH GOD! What the hell, Chris?!
Chris: I'm so sorry, Peter! I didn't mean to...
Peter: Ew, this is disgusting! Why would you do that?
Chris: I didn't mean to! I was watching something really hot and I got carried away...
Peter: God, I need to drink some brain bleach after hearing this. Lois, where the hell is the brain bleach?!
Lois: I'm not cleaning up after another one of your messes, Peter. You deal with this yourself.
Peter: But Lois, this is serious! Chris mixed up the milk and cum, and now I might have just poured cum in my cereal.
Stewie: Ugh, this is revolting. I can't believe I have to witness this family drama first thing in the morning.
Brian: I'm not even gonna ask what's going on. I'm just gonna grab my coffee and get out of here.
Chris: Look, I'll clean it up, Peter. Just don't drink the milk, okay? I'll take care of it.
Peter: You better clean it up, Chris. And you owe me a big apology for this mess.