Transcript:

Blackman: All rise for the honorable Judge Blackman! This court is now in session.
Blackman: The case of Netflix, represented by Mort, suing Peter for 10.5 million dollars in damages for not returning the DVD of I Am Legend rented in 2008 is now underway.
Mort: Your Honor, we demand justice! Peter must pay for his negligence and the damages he caused to Netflix.
Peter: Hold on a sec! I don't even remember renting that damn DVD! This is ridiculous!
Mort: Ridiculous? You think it's a joke to steal from Netflix? We'll see who's laughing after this trial, Peter.
Tom: I remember that night, Peter. You were so wasted, you probably don't remember your own name, let alone returning a DVD.
Quagmire: Giggity! Peter, you're in deep shit this time. 10.5 million dollars? That's a lot of money for a damn DVD.
Cleveland: I ain't surprised, Peter. You always find trouble in the weirdest places. Remember the time you got stuck in that vending machine?
Joe: Peter, you better start digging in your pockets, 'cause you owe Netflix big time. This ain't gonna end well for you.
Meg: Dad, you're screwed. I can't believe you're going to jail over a stupid movie. This is just embarrassing.