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Joe: Alright, everyone, gather around for the family picture!
Retep: It's me! I am Peter Griffing! I am real!
Lois: Oh, Peter, you look different today.
Retep: Yes, it's me, Lois. I just got a new haircut. Don't I look handsome?
Meg: Wow, Dad, you're looking younger!
Retep: That's right, Meg. I've been taking some anti-aging pills. They really work!
Stewie: Well, well, if it isn't my dear father. Tell me, have you finally learned how to change a diaper?
Retep: Of course, Stewie. I've become a diaper-changing expert overnight. No more dirty diapers in this house!
Brian: Peter, I must say, you're looking more intelligent today. Did you read a book?
Retep: Absolutely, Brian. I just finished reading War and Peace. Tolstoy's got nothing on me!
Joe: Alright, everyone, let's say cheese and take the picture!
Retep: Cheese! I'm ready, Joe. Make sure to capture my good side!