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Neil: Mom, I'm so glad you're back home, even though you're a decrepit rotting corpse.
Muriel: *giggles* Oh Neil, you always know how to make me feel special.
Neil: I love you so much, Mom. Let me show you how much by sucking bloated pus and bone marrow out of your leg.
Muriel: Oh, Neil, you're such a caring son. Go ahead, suck it all out, honey.
Neil: Mmm, this pus is so juicy and the bone marrow is just divine.
Muriel: Yes, yes, suck it all out, Neil. That's the good stuff.
Neil: I can't believe how much I missed this, Mom. It's like a delicacy to me now.
Muriel: I'm so proud of you, Neil. Not every son would do this for their decaying mother.
Neil: I'd do anything for you, Mom. Even if it means indulging in your decaying leg treats.
Muriel: You're the best son a rotting corpse like me could ask for, Neil. Keep sucking, darling.