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Peter: Hey, folks! Are you tired of boring old babies? Well, do I have a deal for you! Introducing, Stewie, the one and only mischievous baby for sale! He may not talk much, but he'll keep you entertained with his sad baby noises! Call now and get your very own Stewie for the low, low price of $9.99! But wait, there's more!
Stewie: *sad baby noises*
Peter: That's right, folks! Stewie comes with a free set of baby toys, a diaper bag, and his very own talking dog! Call now, supplies are limited!
Stewie: *sad baby noises*
Lois: Step aside, Peter! Let me tell you why you need to buy Stewie right now! This baby may be a bit moody, but he's got charm and wit like no other! Imagine the conversations you'll have with this little guy! Buy now and get a free family counseling session included!
Stewie: *sad baby noises*
Lois: Don't miss out on this opportunity, folks! Stewie is a limited edition baby that will bring laughter and chaos into your home! Call now and get ready for a wild ride with this adorable troublemaker!
Stewie: *sad baby noises*
Peter: That's right, folks! Call now and get your hands on Stewie, the baby sensation! Limited time offer, so don't hesitate! Call now!