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Carter: Oh, shit! I can't remember how to breathe!
Lois: Carter, you gotta breathe! Stay with us, old man!
Peter: Holy crap! He's turning blue! Someone do something!
Stewie: This is worse than the time I got stuck in that vending machine!
Brian: Carter, snap out of it! Breathe, damn it!
Quagmire: Giggity! We can't let him go like this!
Carter: I... I can't breathe. But... I'm still here. What's happening?
Lois: He's not breathing, but he's not dying either! It's like some messed-up miracle!
Peter: I don't know what to do! Should we call a doctor or an exorcist?
Stewie: Forget CPR, we need a wizard or something! This is beyond science!