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Joe: Hey guys, I have some news. Turns out my condition is treatable and I'll be able to walk again at some point.
Peter: That's great, Joe! We're so happy for you.
Quagmire: Yeah, Joe, that's fantastic news!
Cleveland: I'm really glad to hear that, Joe. It must be a huge relief for you.
Brian: It's amazing what modern medicine can do. You're gonna have a whole new lease on life, Joe.
Death: I must say, Joe, I didn't expect this turn of events. But it's good to know that you'll be back on your feet soon.
Joe: Well, guys, here's the thing... I've realized something. As much as I want to walk again, I have this strange feeling when I'm in my wheelchair. It turns me on, you know?
Peter: Wait, what? You're turned on by being in a wheelchair?
Quagmire: Oh boy, Joe. That's... uh... unexpected.
Cleveland: I'm not sure how to respond to that, Joe. But as long as you're happy, I guess?