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Tom: Breaking News! Tricia from Quahog 5 News has just suffered a stroke during an interview!
Diane: Oh my god, this is a disaster! We need to get her medical attention right away!
Tom: We have Tricia on the line, can you tell us what's happening, Tricia?
Tricia: I'm standing here I'm standing here I'm...
Tom: It seems like Tricia can only say 'I'm standing here'. This is terrible, we need to help her!
Diane: Tricia, can you hear us? We need to get you some help, hang in there!
Tricia: I'm standing here I'm standing here I'm...
Tom: This is heartbreaking. We need to make sure Tricia gets the medical attention she needs. Let's stay updated on this developing situation.
Diane: Absolutely, our thoughts are with Tricia. We hope she gets the help she needs soon.
Tom: Stay tuned for more updates on this breaking news story.