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EvilMonkey: You know what really pisses me off? These lazy fucking writers always using the title 'Monkey Business' whenever I'm in an episode. Like, seriously, can't they come up with something original?
EvilMonkey: It's like they took one look at me and thought, 'Hey, let's use the most generic and overused monkey-related phrase for every damn episode he's in.' It's fucking insulting!
EvilMonkey: I mean, come on! I'm not just some generic monkey. I'm the Evil Monkey! I deserve better than this bullshit!
EvilMonkey: Do you know how many episodes I've been in where they used that stupid title? Too many to fucking count!
EvilMonkey: I swear, if I hear the words 'Monkey Business' one more fucking time, I'm gonna lose it! These writers need to step up their fucking game!
EvilMonkey: And don't even get me started on the lazy jokes they make whenever I'm around. It's always the same shit! 'Oh look, the monkey is causing mischief again. Hilarious!' Fuck off!
EvilMonkey: I'm tired of being the punchline in every fucking episode. I demand better treatment!
EvilMonkey: So, to all you lazy fucking writers out there, here's a message from the Evil Monkey: Come up with something fucking original or I'm gonna rip your goddamn heads off!
EvilMonkey: I'm done with this 'Monkey Business' bullshit. It's time for a fucking change!
EvilMonkey: Now if you excuse me, I have some serious monkey bu... uh, important monkey matters to attend to. Fuck off!