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Peter: Hey, Lois, have you seen that Evil Monkey is causing some monkey business in our house?
Lois: Oh, Peter, not again! What is he up to this time?
Peter: Well, last night I caught him stealing my beer from the fridge! That monkey has no respect for personal boundaries!
Chris: Dad, maybe we should try to reason with him. He might just need some understanding.
Peter: No, Chris, we can't negotiate with a monkey! It's time to take matters into our own hands.
Stewie: I couldn't agree more, Peter. This monkey has been a thorn in our side for far too long.
EvilMonkey: *monkey noises*
Peter: Alright, everybody, let's split up and search for the monkey. He can't hide from the Griffin family!
Stewie: I'll check the basement. That's where he always goes to make his evil plans.
Chris: I'll search the backyard. Maybe he's trying to escape through the trees.
Peter: I'll search the kitchen. If there's any food missing, we'll know he's been here.
EvilMonkey: *monkey noises*
Lois: I'll search the attic. He might be hiding up there.
Stewie: Everyone, meet back here in 10 minutes. We'll catch that monkey this time!
EvilMonkey: *monkey noises*
Peter: Alright, Evil Monkey, you're about to meet your match!
EvilMonkey: *monkey noises*
Stewie: Don't make us use force, Evil Monkey. We're not afraid to fight back!
EvilMonkey: *monkey noises*
Chris: Wait, guys! I think I found him! He's hiding in the shed!
Peter: Good job, Chris! Now let's show this monkey who's boss!
EvilMonkey: *monkey noises*