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Peter: Hey guys, did you hear the news? Jesus has converted to Scientology!
Quagmire: No way, Peter! Are you serious?!
Cleveland: I can't believe it. Jesus converting to Scientology? That's wild!
Joe: I guess even the Son of God can't resist the promises of a cancer-free life!
Brian: Well, Scientology does have some pretty bizarre beliefs. But who knows, maybe Jesus knows something we don't!
Peter: Yeah, I mean, if it means avoiding cancer, I might consider joining too!
Death: Even death can't escape Scientology, but hey, at least cancer-free!