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Peter: Hey, guys! Look who's here! It's Jesus!
Quagmire: Hey, Jesus! Long time no see. What brings you here?
Jesus: Hey, everybody! I just wanted to let you know that I've got some big news.
Joe: Well, spill the beans, Jesus! What's the big news?
Jesus: I've been doing some soul searching, and I've realized that I'm bisexual.
Peter: Wow, Jesus! That's... unexpected, but hey, we're all about accepting everyone here.
Quagmire: Yeah, Jesus! We're an open-minded bunch. So, what does this mean for us?
Jesus: Well, I've actually decided to update the Ten Commandments to reflect my new, extremely gay personality.
Brian: Wait, you can do that? You're changing the commandments?
Jesus: Yep, Brian, I sure am! I figure it's time for a modern update.
Peter: Alright, let's hear 'em! What are the new commandments, Jesus?
Jesus: Alright, here they are. Commandment number one: Thou shalt love thyself and thy fabulousness.
Quagmire: Damn, Jesus, that's a great one! I'm all about loving myself... in more ways than one!
Joe: I'm on board with that, Jesus! Gotta love ourselves, especially our fabulousness.
Jesus: Commandment number two: Thou shalt embrace diversity and love thy LGBTQ+ brothers and sisters.
Brian: That's an important one, Jesus! Love is love, no matter who it's between.
Peter: Damn right, Brian! We should all be embracing diversity and supporting our LGBTQ+ community.
Jesus: Commandment number three: Thou shalt slay in your fabulousness and express yourself freely.
Quagmire: Slay, Jesus! I'm all for expressing myself freely and being fabulous.