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Jillian: Oh, Quagmire, you're such a stallion!
Quagmire: Giggity giggity goo!
Jillian: Mmm, Quagmire, your lips are so soft. I could kiss you all night!
Brian: *Growls*
Quagmire: Hey, what's up with Brian? He looks angry.
Jillian: I don't know, maybe he's just jealous of our passion.
Brian: *Grrrr*
Quagmire: Hey, Brian, what's wrong, buddy?
Brian: *Jumps on Quagmire and starts attacking him*
Jillian: Oh my God! Brian, what the fuck?!
Brian: WOOF WOOF!
Jillian: Quagmire, are you okay? Oh my God, your intestines! And your legs!
Quagmire: *Barely conscious* Giggity... I think I'm gonna die...