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Brian: woof woof
Chris: What's up with you, Brian? Why are you barking?
Brian: woof woof
Chris: I don't know what you're trying to say, Brian, but I'm not buying it.
Brian: woof woof
Chris: Seriously, Brian? Are you fucking with me right now?
Brian: woof woof
Chris: Okay, this is getting ridiculous. Are you under some kind of spell or something?
Brian: nobody will believe you
Chris: What the hell? Did you just speak? Brian, what the fuck is going on?
Brian: woof woof
Chris: I...I can't believe this. Brian, say something! Anything!
Brian: woof woof
Chris: This is fucked up, Brian. You can't just mess with me like that.
Brian: woof woof