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Blackman: All rise! The court is now in session.
Blackman: Case number 12345, the State of Rhode Island versus Chris Griffin.
Blackman: Is the prosecution ready?
Meg: We're ready, Your Honor.
Blackman: And is the defense ready?
Chris: My name is Kris Grissle! And yes, Your Honor, we're ready.
Blackman: Very well. Let's proceed with the trial.
Seamus: Your Honor, the prosecution alleges that the defendant, formerly known as Chris Griffin, has committed acts of public disturbance, disorderly conduct, and excessive farting in public places.
Blackman: How do you plead, Mr. Grissle?
Chris: My name is Kris Grissle, and I plead not guilty, Your Honor.
Seamus: Your Honor, we have several witnesses who can testify to Mr. Grissle's unruly behavior.
Quagmire: Yeah, I've seen it firsthand. That guy can fart louder than a jet engine!
Stewie: Indeed! It's quite impressive, really. But also quite disruptive.
Joe: I can confirm that Mr. Grissle has caused a lot of disturbance in our neighborhood. It's time he faces the consequences.
Blackman: The prosecution may present its evidence.
Meg: Thank you, Your Honor. We have here a collection of videos showing Mr. Grissle in action.
Chris: My name is Kris Grissle!
Blackman: Mr. Grissle, please refrain from interrupting.
Chris: Apologies, Your Honor. Go on, Meg.
Meg: As you can see in the videos, Mr. Grissle is intentionally farting in crowded locations, causing distress to the public.
Peter: Ha! That's my boy! Farting for freedom!