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Lois: Peter, have you seen Meg? I can't find her anywhere.
Peter: Oh, don't worry, Lois. I think I know where she might be.
Meg: Hey, Mom! Hey, Dad! Check out what I did!
Lois: Meg, what did you do?
Meg: I turned the Drunken Clam into a McDonald's! Look at this sign!
Peter: Holy crap, Meg! That's fucking awesome! Can I get a Big Mac?
Lois: Peter, what the hell are you thinking? Meg, you can't just turn a bar into a fast-food restaurant!
Meg: Come on, Mom! It's a genius idea! We'll make so much money!
Peter: Yeah, Lois, stop being such a buzzkill! Meg's a fucking entrepreneur!
Lois: This is ridiculous! Meg, you're fucking grounded! And Peter, you're a fucking idiot!
Meg: You can't ground me, Mom! I'm making our family rich!
Peter: Yeah, Lois! Meg's got a point! Let's get this fucking McDonald's party started!
Lois: I can't believe I'm saying this, but fine! Let's turn the Drunken Clam into a McDonald's! But if this goes wrong, it's all on you!