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Tom: Good evening, I'm Tom.
Diane: And I'm Diane. In today's news, the popular animated sitcom Family Guy has won a Daytime Emmy for Outstanding Original Song. However, it seems like not everyone is thrilled about this news.
Tom: That's right, Diane. Our own Peter Griffin is reportedly furious about receiving a Daytime Emmy instead of a prime time one. Let's hear what the residents of Quahog have to say about this.
Quagmire: Ah, what the hell? They give us a Daytime Emmy? That's worse than finding out a girl you slept with is your cousin.
Joe: I can't believe we got a Daytime Emmy. This is worse than the time I lost the use of my legs again.
Bonnie: I think Peter's overreacting. He's always blowing things out of proportion, just like the time he thought he was a genius after watching Rick and Morty.
Carter: Daytime Emmy? You've got to be kidding me. This is worse than the time I had to drive myself to the grocery store in my third Ferrari.
Brian: Peter's reaction is just like the time he tried to get rid of his shadow because he thought it was following him.
Chris: I agree. He's acting like he did when he ate that red piece of candy and thought he could read minds.
Diane: It seems like the people of Quahog are not holding back their opinions. Let's see if we can get a word from Peter himself.
Peter: I can't believe we got a Daytime Emmy. This is worse than the time I got stuck in Quicksand and realized it was just regular sand with a bunch of candy wrappers in it. Screw this Emmy, I'm gonna go punch a horse or something.
Tom: Strong words from Peter Griffin. It looks like this Daytime Emmy has really rubbed him the wrong way. We'll keep you updated on any further developments. This is Tom and Diane, signing off.