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Quagmire: Alright, folks, get ready for the most outrageous commercial you've ever seen!
Quagmire: Hey there, it's your favorite perverted pilot, Quagmire!
Peter: Hey, Quagmire! What are you up to?
Quagmire: Oh, hey, Peter! I'm about to shoot a commercial for Official Popeye Spinach, but with a naughty twist.
Cleveland: What do you mean, Quagmire?
Quagmire: Well, Cleveland, this spinach is not meant for eating. It's meant for... lubrication.
Jerome: Wait, what? Are you serious?
Quagmire: Oh yeah, Jerome! I'm gonna demonstrate how this spinach can turn any ordinary activity into a steamy, pleasurable experience.
Bruce: Quagmire, this is highly inappropriate!
Quagmire: Oh, don't be a buzzkill, Bruce. It's all in good fun!
Jesus: Well, if everyone's in, let's get this commercial started!
Quagmire: Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for the Official Popeye Spinach lubrication experience!
Quagmire: First, I'm gonna rub this spinach all over my body. Mm, yeah, it feels so smooth and slippery!
Quagmire: Now, watch as I use this spinach to... uh, enhance my private time. Oh, baby!
Quagmire: Wow, that was incredible! I've never had such a stimulating experience before!
Peter: Quagmire, I don't know what to say...