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Mort: Today, we gather to say goodbye to my dear wife, Muriel.
Brian: Oh yeah, that's it! Fuck, Mort, keep talking about her death! I'm so fucking horny!
Mort: Muriel was a loving wife, a caring mother, and a beautiful soul.
Brian: I'm gonna cum, Mort! Oh shit, this eulogy is making me so fucking hard!
Mort: Her laughter filled our home, and her spirit will always be with us.
Brian: Fuck yeah, Mort! I'm blowing my load right now! Oh god, this is intense!
Mort: We will miss her dearly, but we take comfort in knowing she's at peace now.
Brian: Holy shit, Mort! That was the best orgasm I've ever had! Thanks for the funeral, man!
Mort: Rest in peace, my dear Muriel. You will always be in our hearts.
Muriel: ...