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Jesus: Alright, Cleveland, here are the top ten reasons why you're going straight to hell.
Cleveland: Well, I'll be damned.
Jesus: Reason number one: You never returned my lawnmower.
Cleveland: Well, I'll be damned.
Jesus: Reason number two: You cheated on your taxes in 2007.
Cleveland: Well, I'll be damned.
Jesus: Reason number three: You kicked a puppy on Christmas Day.
Cleveland: Well, I'll be damned.
Jesus: Reason number four: You parked in the handicap spot without a permit.
Cleveland: Well, I'll be damned.
Jesus: Reason number five: You stole candy from a baby.
Cleveland: Well, I'll be damned.
Jesus: Reason number six: You never paid back that loan from Peter.
Cleveland: Well, I'll be damned.
Jesus: Reason number seven: You skipped church to play golf.
Cleveland: Well, I'll be damned.
Jesus: Reason number eight: You told a nun to 'suck it'.
Cleveland: Well, I'll be damned.
Jesus: Reason number nine: You broke into Joe's house and stole his beer.
Cleveland: Well, I'll be damned.
Jesus: And reason number ten: You're friends with the devil, Cleveland.
Cleveland: Well, I'll be damned.