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Jesus: Hey Peter, guess what? I have added 24 new commandments!
Peter: Wow, Jesus, that's amazing! Tell me all about them.
Jesus: Well, Peter, they are designed to keep up with the times. To find them, just go on the internet and search 'Jesus Rule 34'. They are all listed there.
Peter: Uh... okay, Jesus. I trust you, but I have a feeling I'm going to regret this.
Jesus: Don't worry, Peter. It's going to be life-changing!
Peter: Alright, here goes nothing. Let me search it.
Peter: *typing on his phone* Jesus Rule 34... oh my God! What have I done?!
Jesus: Hahaha! Looks like you found them, Peter. I hope you enjoy the new commandments!
Peter: Enjoy? Jesus, this is going to haunt me forever! I can't unsee this!
Jesus: Well, Peter, sometimes knowledge comes at a price. Consider it a valuable lesson.
Peter: Yeah, a lesson in never trusting your suggestions again! My eyes... they burn!