replay151 month ago
(Hartman and Joe only, 30 lines min) Joe pleads with Dr. Hartman if he can do anything to fix his paralysis. Dr. Hartman can only reply with ā€œHahahhaha youā€™re in a wheelchair šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ā€
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Joe: Dr. Hartman, is there anything you can do to fix my paralysis? Hartman: Hahaha, you're in a wheelchair, Joe! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Joe: I know, but I'm desperate. I want to be able to walk again. Hartman: Oh Joe, you think I have some magical cure up my sleeve? šŸ¤£ Joe: No, I just thought maybe there are some treatments or therapies that could help. Hartman: You really think that, huh? Well, let me tell you something, Joe. You're stuck in that wheelchair for life! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Joe: But I heard about some experimental procedures that have shown promise. Hartman: Oh please, Joe. Those experimental procedures are just a load of bullshit! šŸ¤£ Joe: I don't care, Dr. Hartman. I'm willing to try anything to regain my mobility. Hartman: Well, Joe, let me give you a reality check. You're never gonna walk again! It's just not gonna happen! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Joe: But there must be something, some treatment, some surgery... Hartman: Joe, wake up! You're fucking paralyzed! No treatment or surgery is gonna fix that! šŸ¤£ Joe: I can't accept that, Dr. Hartman. There has to be a way. Hartman: Well, Joe, let me break it down for you. Your legs don't fucking work! They're useless! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Joe: Is there anything I can do to improve my quality of life?