replay151 month ago
(Hartman and Joe only, 30 lines min) Joe pleads with Dr. Hartman if he can do anything to fix his paralysis. Dr. Hartman can only reply with āHahahhaha youāre in a wheelchair š¤£š¤£ā
Transcript:
Joe: Dr. Hartman, is there anything you can do to fix my paralysis? Hartman: Hahaha, you're in a wheelchair, Joe! š¤£š¤£ Joe: I know, but I'm desperate. I want to be able to walk again. Hartman: Oh Joe, you think I have some magical cure up my sleeve? š¤£ Joe: No, I just thought maybe there are some treatments or therapies that could help. Hartman: You really think that, huh? Well, let me tell you something, Joe. You're stuck in that wheelchair for life! š¤£š¤£ Joe: But I heard about some experimental procedures that have shown promise. Hartman: Oh please, Joe. Those experimental procedures are just a load of bullshit! š¤£ Joe: I don't care, Dr. Hartman. I'm willing to try anything to regain my mobility. Hartman: Well, Joe, let me give you a reality check. You're never gonna walk again! It's just not gonna happen! š¤£š¤£ Joe: But there must be something, some treatment, some surgery... Hartman: Joe, wake up! You're fucking paralyzed! No treatment or surgery is gonna fix that! š¤£ Joe: I can't accept that, Dr. Hartman. There has to be a way. Hartman: Well, Joe, let me break it down for you. Your legs don't fucking work! They're useless! š¤£š¤£ Joe: Is there anything I can do to improve my quality of life?